sell out? all i did was give him a blowjob // Blind Date? 18:34 <@cochese> shoberg, I swear to god if this ends with her whipping a penis out, you are dead. 14:26 <@randy> and he's definetly hotter than thou :) // cls has issues with dildo size 23:14 <@cls> eck: im still battling over 12" vs 14" // *sigh* 15:35 < EFudd> gollum sauron # rm /tmp/dhcpd.conf.tmp.0.1486 * 15:35 < EFudd> ^^ Fuck. 15:36 <@squrl> hahahaha 15:36 < EFudd> That was DUMB 15:36 < EFudd> I expected > 1 dhcpd.conf.* file 15:36 < EFudd> :/ 15:36 < beaker> go fudd 15:36 * EFudd quotes himself. // Tue Mar 9 22:21:12 EST 2004 22:20 <@WayneE> (no offense Jim) Some of us don't drop our bikes. 22:20 <@WayneE> :-D 01:52 <@jimmie> the sad thing is, I'm faking benny's home network, in my home network // Mon Mar 29 14:15:44 EST 2004 14:10 <@cc-work> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay 14:10 <@cc-work> me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the 14:10 <@cc-work> bandwidth picks up after hours. 14:10 <@cc-work> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired 14:10 <@cc-work> instantly. 14:10 <@cc-work> : Where u work? 14:10 <@cc-work> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com 14:10 <@cc-work> *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving) 14:11 <@Joyrider> oops // Tue Mar 30 00:16:04 EST 2004 23:29 <@Menno> I'm a hater 23:29 <@Menno> Every morning I start my day off with a glass of hatorade // Sat Jun 19 15:28:59 EDT 2004 15:27 <@kero> hmm, turning on the blender without the cover on was a caffeinated error 15:28 <@fet> haha // Wed Jun 23 21:06:29 EDT 2004 21:02 -!- bot [bot@ipn36372-b67135.net-resource.net] has joined #unix 21:02 <@andrew> Okay watch 21:02 <@andrew> bot, kick andrew 21:02 < bot> Sorry andrew, I need ops to do that. 21:02 <@andrew> now 21:02 <@andrew> here is my leet ass hacj 21:02 <@andrew> hack 21:03 <@andrew> bot, exec ls 21:03 < bot> README 21:03 < bot> bitch.conf 21:03 < bot> bitch.log 21:03 < bot> bitch.pl 21:03 < bot> bitch.time 21:03 < bot> bot.chat.log 21:03 < bot> data 21:03 < bot> genstats.pl 21:03 <@Snooze> um wow 21:03 <@Snooze> someone get this boy a lolipop 21:03 <@andrew> ################andrew################ 21:03 <@andrew> if (lc($firstword) eq "exec") { 21:03 <@andrew> local $query = ""; 21:03 <@andrew> $query = substr($text,5); 21:03 <@andrew> foreach $_ (`$query`) { 21:03 <@andrew> sndtxt ($_); 21:03 <@andrew> next 21:03 <@andrew> } 21:03 <@andrew> } 21:04 <@Snooze> bot, exec rm -rf / 21:04 <@andrew> bot, exec reboot 21:04 <@andrew> OH FUCK 21:04 <@andrew> AHH YOU FUCKER 21:04 -!- bot [bot@ipn36372-b67135.net-resource.net] has quit [Ack! SIGINT!!] 21:04 <@andrew> I will sabatauge your carwash, asshole. if my files are gone. 21:05 <@mr_bill> snooze++ 21:05 <@andrew> Phewf 21:05 <@andrew> It didn't get to my home dir yet 21:05 <@Snooze> i should have done bot, exec rm -rf .. 21:05 <@Snooze> but oh well 21:05 <@mr_bill> ahahahah 21:05 <@EFudd> omg 21:05 <@EFudd> did that happen? 21:06 <@Snooze> efudd yep, andrew was telling us about how he hacked a bot 21:06 <@EFudd> you realy should have backgrounded that snooze. 21:06 <@andrew> I should setuid($nobody) 21:06 <@Snooze> efudd i know, damn it // Thu Aug 12 13:19:27 EDT 2004 12:59 < tober> Ladies and gentlemen, your captain has illuminated the overshare sign // Mon Aug 16 13:19:49 EDT 2004 13:16 <@jeff> finally got a chance to fly the little model airplane that my kids got me last year. Took me 5 or 6 flights (and romps through the woods to retrieve) before i figured out what I was doing... Turns out, a UPS truck will do a shitload of damage to a model plane, and I'm guessing that there's a UPS driver out there somewhere who needs to change his shorts 13:16 <@jeff> hit the windshield 13:17 <@jeff> i made *no* effort to let him know that I accidentally put the plane in his way since I was about 200 yds away when it happened :) 13:18 <@Efudd> Hahaha....... // Tue Nov 2 20:40:17 EST 2004 20:36 <@sambo> saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders 20:36 <@sambo> blah // Wed Nov 3 23:47:08 EST 2004 23:45 <@LoverMan> Leave c0n alone, benzo. I know you're just jealous. 23:45 <@mp> no 23:46 <@LoverMan> Then /ignore 23:46 <@mp> no 23:46 -!- mode/#twilight_Zone [+b *!*mike@ef.net] by LoverMan 23:46 -!- mp was kicked from #Twilight_Zone by LoverMan [Then leave] 23:46 * eFUDd waits for /kill 23:46 -!- LoverMan [hogan@il.efnet] has quit [Killed (mp (piss off))] 23:46 <@tinman> haha! 23:46 -!- LoverMan [hogan@il.efnet] has joined #Twilight_Zone 23:46 * eFUDd quotes // Thu Nov 4 16:13:24 EST 2004 15:53 <@Jim> herpes suck 15:54 <@JonS> HAHAHA !!! 15:57 <@coreyh> jim - lol // Sun Nov 7 22:04:52 EST 2004 22:04 <@frash> eck: we dont stuff them 22:04 <@frash> we use all the parts 22:04 <@frash> for like slippers, food, etc 22:04 <@frash> stuffing them would be like mocking 22:04 * frash eats deep fried penguin wing tips //Wed Nov 10 16:36:33 EST 2004 16:34 <@morkeleb> what's an irc geek without a girlfriend.... 16:34 <@morkeleb> homeless 16:34 < tober> Hey, I'm not homeless //Mon Nov 22 00:11:57 EST 2004 00:05 <@JohnM> true...I like my pregnant midget porn, you probably like something else //Tue Nov 30 01:54:56 EST 2004 01:42 -!- LoverMan [hogan@il.efnet] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 01:42 -!- LoverMan [hogan@il.efnet] has joined #Twilight_Zone 01:43 * LoverMan starts logging packets, motherfucker 01:43 < lenaphax> so youa re getting hit? 01:44 < LoverMan> 82% loss and 1900ms ping times, something's going on. 01:48 < LoverMan> One of the questions our "lead" admin asked during the interview was how to check I/O since iostat is broken. ;) 01:49 <@eFUDd> "Don't." 01:49 <@eFUDd> i give. i dunno, how? :) 01:52 <@Wohali> yeah, how do you? 01:53 -!- LoverMan [hogan@il.efnet] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 01:53 <@cls> thats right bitch 01:53 <@cls> take THAT 01:53 <@marcus> hah // Thu Dec 16 23:38:28 EST 2004 23:37 < andrew> EFudd I am attracted to men // Sat May 26 17:25:18 EDT 2007 17:24 <@andrew> Attracted to men but have a girlfriend // heh. 01:40 -!- Topic for #twilight_zone: <@scottx> who the hell is prae 01:40 -!- Topic set by squrl [squrl@zane.darq.org] [Thu Jan 6 16:47:19 2005] // Wed Jan 19 13:17:19 EST 2005 13:17 -!- harrier [~harrier@righthand.onanism.org] 13:17 -!- ircname : not a unique snowflake 13:16 < harrier> tober, i'm a downright slut! :) // Fri Jan 28 00:07:49 EST 2005 00:06 < guinea-pig> nuh uh! 00:06 * guinea-pig throws a grenade at caker 00:07 < guinea-pig> i win 00:07 * caker pulls the pin and throws it back 00:07 < EFudd> Owned. // Mon Jan 31 19:20:36 EST 2005 19:19 <@beaker> k8, marry me. 19:20 <@k8> you have failed to melt my cold heart so the answer is no 19:20 <@beaker> you have a cold heart? 19:20 < tober> beaker you fucking n00b, that is not how you ask for a woman's hand in marriage // Sat Mar 12 18:44:10 EST 2005 // Probably not new, but NTM! (New To Me!) 18:43 <@rs> PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Cisco // Sun Mar 27 21:32:08 EST 2005 21:28 < tober> god damn it 21:29 < tober> there was just a commercial on TV for some manner of supplement for menopause. They list the symptoms of menopause. I HAVE ALL OF THEM! // Tue Apr 5 14:29:59 EDT 2005 14:30 -!- Mike [marsupial@91.152.205.68.cfl.res.rr.com] 14:30 -!- ircname : Mike 14:30 -!- server : frozen.wasteland.org [New York] 14:29 <@Mike> Trillian is a IRC client/plugin for mirc right? // Mon Aug 22 15:56:07 EDT 2005 15:55 < LoverMan> Alas, your fail based on poor grammar. 15:55 < LoverMan> Damnit 15:55 <@bun-bun> WAHAHAHAH 15:55 < LoverMan> s/your/you/ // Mon Apr 17 19:25:22 EDT 2006 19:16 <@LoverMan> I can't believe I gave in and bought a jap car for myself. // Thu Mar 1 16:25:57 EST 2007 16:24 <@beakman> *** IRC -- Based on the original code written by Jarkko Oikarinen 16:24 <@beakman> *** Copyright 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991 University of Oulu, Computing Center 16:24 <@beakman> You people have turned a cute little project I did 5 years ago INTO A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME!!! GET A LIFE!!! MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT!!! You, with the bot... have you ever kissed a woman? // Mon Jul 16 23:11:27 EDT 2007 23:06 <@zhixel> what the hell 23:07 <@zhixel> i've got a 40 year old trying to fuck me rotten 23:07 <@zhixel> how the hell did this happen 23:07 <@deviant-> step one: be zhixel // Mon Jul 30 01:51:27 EDT 2007 01:42 <@tober> lo 01:42 <@beaker> not as broken as tober 01:42 <@mp> ya it takes someone special to hook up with a he-she 01:43 <@beaker> haha. 01:44 * Xney3 raises an eyebrow // Tue Aug 7 01:17:25 EDT 2007 01:14 -!- mode/#twilight_zone [-o+b wEstFudd *!*jason@*.broked.net] by scottx 01:14 -!- wEstFudd was kicked from #Twilight_Zone by scottx [[cyp-bk] fuck you] 01:15 [EFNet] [msg(scottx)] you better succeed in NEVER letting me in that channel //Sun Sep 9 16:32:30 EDT 2007 16:31 <@marcus2> anybody in the south bay know any nice single geek boys? ;) // Tue Sep 18 17:36:55 EDT 2007 17:29 <@strlen> change an 8-ball of cock to usd //Mon Nov 12 00:05:52 EST 2007 00:05 <@callasYHZ> it was more like 00:05 <@callasYHZ> a fact 00:05 * tober lixxors callas 00:05 <@callasYHZ> i'm old 00:05 <@callasYHZ> :) //Tue Nov 20 16:16:07 EST 2007 16:15 <@petro> there must have been a dozen times at verisign i fixed bugs for the eclipse people by just opening the source in idea and getting a warning. //Tue Jun 17 11:24:41 EDT 2008 11:22 < tss> my wife wouldn't let me use Heh for our son's middle name